Last year I wished you a Happy Deathstalker New Year, but this year is about overcoming obstacles and finding for inspiration. Remember, if you ever have to chop off your own hand, because the evil got in and it went bad:

Don't just stand there lamenting the stump, do something useful, like strapping a chainsaw to it:

Because even the one-handed man can wield the boom-stick:

And then it's good, bad...you're the man with the gun:

...and not first man in the pit:

In this year may you go from slave...

...to sovereign:

Just say the right words (ALL the words)...

...and it'll be Hail to the King, baby:

Have a groovy New Year!