Thursday, July 28, 2005
WND: Helen Thomas: If Cheney runs, I'll kill myself
Veteran reporter Helen Thomas, the "dean of the White House press corps," says she would not be able to live if Vice President Cheney were to run for the highest office.
"The day I say Dick Cheney is going to run for president, I'll kill myself," she told The Hill newspaper. "All we need is one more liar."...
Reports indicate she intends to slash her wrists with the shards of the first mirror she's looked into in three decades.
KAPOW! I'm workin' mean today.
Sorry for the lack of posts. Busy, busy, busy.
Now if we can just her to convince more moonbats.
Ah well, promises, promises...