Why oh why is John Kerry writing op-eds on the very issues -- Iraq and the War on Terror -- that people most firmly rejected him on? And not just an op-ed, but an "If I were President..." speech. Well you ain't. Time to moooove on. Puh-thetic. I thought there was nothing worse than Jimmy Carter, the pathetic ex-President, but John Kerry has discovered it...the pathetic ex-candidate.

New York Times: The Speech the President Should Give

Update: Fergahdsake, John, they're laughing at you all the way over in Egypt. Surely you didn't intend that!