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Thursday, February 12, 2004

Drudge is reporting:

CAMPAIGN DRAMA ROCKS DEMOCRATS: KERRY FIGHTS OFF MEDIA PROBE OF RECENT ALLEGED INFIDELITY, RIVALS PREDICT RUIN

**World Exclusive**
**Must Credit the DRUDGE REPORT**

A frantic behind-the-scenes drama is unfolding around Sen. John Kerry and his quest to lockup the Democratic nomination for president, the DRUDGE REPORT can reveal.

Intrigue surrounds a woman who recently fled the country, reportedly at the prodding of Kerry, the DRUDGE REPORT has learned.

A serious investigation of the woman and the nature of her relationship with Sen. John Kerry has been underway at TIME magazine, ABC NEWS, the WASHINGTON POST, THE HILL and the ASSOCIATED PRESS, where the woman in question once worked.

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A close friend of the woman first approached a reporter late last year claiming fantastic stories -- stories that now threaten to turn the race for the presidency on its head!

In an off-the-record conversation with a dozen reporters earlier this week, General Wesley Clark plainly stated: "Kerry will implode over an intern issue." [Three reporters in attendance confirm Clark made the startling comments.]

The Kerry commotion is why Howard Dean has turned increasingly aggressive against Kerry in recent days, and is the key reason why Dean reversed his decision not to drop out of the race after Wisconsin, top campaign sources tell the DRUDGE REPORT.

Y'know, it's a funny thing, when I make love to a woman, they have a tendency to fall in love and get all clingy 'n stuff - like I've addicted them to some intoxicating drug. In Kerry's case they have a tendency to flee the country, apparently. Poor guy. Wonder what he's doing wrong.

Foreplay Senator! Foreplay!

Update: Told my wife about this (I left out the sex god part). Her reaction: Clinton, she can understand. But Kerry? Look at that guy!

Ain't politics grand?

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Hollywood for ugly people, man. At least Kerry's tall. Look at all the tail Kissinger used to get.

Waitwaitwait, are you telling me Henry Kissinger was a coxman? Good lord, I just googled it ...seen dating starlets like Jill St. John, Shirley MacLaine and Candice Bergen.... So he was! Can you imagine that voice, "It's OK, I've got protection..." Yikes!

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