Wednesday, November 5, 2008
PHOENIX, AZ - The Alien is in remorse over his first ever incorrect presidential endorsement.
The Alien, well known for correctly endorsing every presidential winner since 1980, is in shock over his first losing endorsement.
The Alien was not available for comment, but issued a statement that sent his condolences to both the American public and Senator John McCain for getting it wrong. His mortification is only intensified by McCain's proud acceptance of his endorsement just the day before.
Insiders believe the Alien will beam himself this evening to McCain's home to offer the Senator a shoulder to cry on.
[h/t: originalbatboy]
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For some reason I thought the Weekly World News wasn't being published anymore. Glad to see that the alien and rage..I mean bat boy are still making fake news.
Speaking of aliens' positions on the election, someone else has a weighty opinion on the matter:
http://moxargongroup.blogspot.com/index.html
Keep watching the skies, because they're watching us.
Excellent.
And actually a good analysis.