Wednesday, November 5, 2008
PHOENIX, AZ - The Alien is in remorse over his first ever incorrect presidential endorsement.
The Alien, well known for correctly endorsing every presidential winner since 1980, is in shock over his first losing endorsement.
The Alien was not available for comment, but issued a statement that sent his condolences to both the American public and Senator John McCain for getting it wrong. His mortification is only intensified by McCain's proud acceptance of his endorsement just the day before.
Insiders believe the Alien will beam himself this evening to McCain's home to offer the Senator a shoulder to cry on.