Saturday, October 24, 2009
My nine-year-old daughter now has a GMail account. She's not allowed to access it without my wife or I watching. So my wife calls me from the other room where they are looking at the laptop and she's all concerned about this email that one of my daughter's friends forwarded her. I just read it and started laughing. Here it is:
You are now cursed. You mustsend this on or you will be killed.
Tonight at
12:00am, by Mickey Mouse. This is no joke. So don't think you can quickly get out of it and delete it now because Mickey Mouse will come to you if you do not send this on. He will slit your throat and your wrists and pull your
eyeballs out with a fork. And then hang your dead corpse in your bedroom
cupboard or put you under your bed. What's your parents going to do when
they find you dead? Won't be funny then, will it? Don't think this is a fake
and it's all put on to scare you because your wrong, so very wrong. Want to
hear of some of the sad, sad people who lost their lives or have been
seriously hurt by this email?
CASE ONE -
Annalise Richmond :She got this email. Rubbish she thought. She deleted it.
And now, Annalise dead.
CASE TWO -
LouiseWhitefield: She sent this to only 4 people and when she woke up in the
morning her wrists had deep lacerations on each. Luckily there was no pain
felt, though she is scarred for life.
CASE THREE -
Thomas Crowley: He sent this to 5 people. Big mistake. The night Thomas was
lying in his bed watching T.V. The clock shows '12:01am'. The T.V
misteriously flickered off and Thomas's bedroom lamp flashed on and off
several times. It went pitch black, Thomas looked to the left of him and
there he was, Mickey Mouse standing in white rags. Blood everywhere with a
knife in his hand then disappeared. The biggest fright of Thomas's life.
Warning... NEVER look in a mirror and repeat -'Mickey Mouse.Mickey Mouse.'
Mickey Mouse... I KILLED YOUR SON' Is it the end for you tonight! YOU ARE
NOW CURSED We strongly advise you to send this email on. It is seriously NO
JOKE. We don't want to see another life wasted. ITS YOUR CHOICE... WANNA DIE
TONIGHT? If you send this email to...
NO PEOPLE - Your going to die.
1-5 PEOPLE - Your going to either get hurt or get the biggest fright of your
life.
5-15 PEOPLE - You will bring your family bad luck and someone close to you
will die.
15 -25 OR MORE PEOPLE - You are safe from Mickey Mouse
Tonight at
12:00am, by Mickey Mouse. This is no joke. So don't think you can quickly get out of it and delete it now because Mickey Mouse will come to you if you do not send this on. He will slit your throat and your wrists and pull your
eyeballs out with a fork. And then hang your dead corpse in your bedroom
cupboard or put you under your bed. What's your parents going to do when
they find you dead? Won't be funny then, will it? Don't think this is a fake
and it's all put on to scare you because your wrong, so very wrong. Want to
hear of some of the sad, sad people who lost their lives or have been
seriously hurt by this email?
CASE ONE -
Annalise Richmond :She got this email. Rubbish she thought. She deleted it.
And now, Annalise dead.
CASE TWO -
LouiseWhitefield: She sent this to only 4 people and when she woke up in the
morning her wrists had deep lacerations on each. Luckily there was no pain
felt, though she is scarred for life.
CASE THREE -
Thomas Crowley: He sent this to 5 people. Big mistake. The night Thomas was
lying in his bed watching T.V. The clock shows '12:01am'. The T.V
misteriously flickered off and Thomas's bedroom lamp flashed on and off
several times. It went pitch black, Thomas looked to the left of him and
there he was, Mickey Mouse standing in white rags. Blood everywhere with a
knife in his hand then disappeared. The biggest fright of Thomas's life.
Warning... NEVER look in a mirror and repeat -'Mickey Mouse.Mickey Mouse.'
Mickey Mouse... I KILLED YOUR SON' Is it the end for you tonight! YOU ARE
NOW CURSED We strongly advise you to send this email on. It is seriously NO
JOKE. We don't want to see another life wasted. ITS YOUR CHOICE... WANNA DIE
TONIGHT? If you send this email to...
NO PEOPLE - Your going to die.
1-5 PEOPLE - Your going to either get hurt or get the biggest fright of your
life.
5-15 PEOPLE - You will bring your family bad luck and someone close to you
will die.
15 -25 OR MORE PEOPLE - You are safe from Mickey Mouse
Curse spam for kids. My daughter's in big trouble since she only has one friend to email with. (Yes, we have explained to her that when she receives an email that says she has to forward it, you should NOT do so and not feel bad about it. If only some of the people who have my email address would take that advice.)
Has she gotten email from Nigeria yet
requesting her SSN so that she can get
a million dollars of unclaimed funds?
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Bug, Mickey Mouse don't play that game. Even back when he was a rapscallion and a scalawag he never did not hurtin' to no kids. Whoever wrote that email is a fibber and a flat faced goon.