Solomonia: In the Mail Bag: Black Belt Patriotism by Chuck Norris

Monday, September 8, 2008

In the Mail Bag: Black Belt Patriotism by Chuck Norris

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.

Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

Thanks to Regnery for sending along a copy of Black Belt Patriotism: How to Reawaken America. I will be sure to read it to avoid a good punching.

Did I ever tell you I actually met Chuck Norris once? Well, not "met" exactly. I had bought his book The Secret of Inner Strength: My Story and went to a book signing at the Harvard Coop. The line was around the block. The guy in front of me was a professional ticket scalper at Red Sox games. I kid you not. Got to the front of the line, got my book signed and a hand shake. Meaty. A hand as rugged as his reputation. I'll never forget what Chuck said to me: "Hi, thanks for coming." Soulmates.

I'll look forward to reading the new book.

Posted by Solomon at 9:30 AM on Monday, Sep 8, 2008 | Comments (1)
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#1 Sherri Tomasik | September 8, 2008 10:46 PM

Great story. I look forward to reading his book too. His syndicated column at Human Events has been awesome. So great he's in the culture wars as a conservative actor.